{"id":16824,"date":"2013-03-24T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T08:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.PsiLaska.cz\/clanky\/stenatka\/njake-rady-od-borderbordel-tnte\/"},"modified":"2016-03-01T06:50:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T04:50:17","slug":"njake-rady-od-borderbordel-tnte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.psilaska.cz\/zabavne-clanky-o-psech\/njake-rady-od-borderbordel-tnte\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u011bjak\u00e9 rady od Border\/Bordel \u0161t\u011bn\u011bte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0Ahoj,<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Jmenuju se Loki a jsem Border kolie. Je mi p\u011bt m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f a r\u00e1d bych v\u00e1m ostatn\u00edm \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tk\u016fm dal n\u011bkolik rad do \u0161t\u011bn\u011b\u010d\u00edho \u017eivota, kter\u00e9 jsem zat\u00edm b\u011bhem sv\u00e9ho \u201ebordel\u201c \u017eivota stihl vykoumat.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><br \/>\n1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 V\u017edy kdy\u017e je pani\u010dka\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek v pr\u00e1ci, je t\u0159eba se dostate\u010dn\u011b prospat, abyste se pak mohli pani\u010dce\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dkovi v\u011bnovat zbytek dne, nejl\u00e9pe a\u017e do r\u00e1na.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 sebelep\u0161\u00ed p\u00edskac\u00ed hra\u010dka neum\u00ed p\u00edskat tak dokonale jako pani\u010dka\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek \u010di jin\u00fd lidsk\u00fd tvor, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 naj\u00edt to nejpisklav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto (moje tipy: k\u016f\u017ee ze zadu na rukou a na nohou).<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ob\u010das se na n\u011bjak\u00fdch m\u00edstech v byt\u011b objev\u00ed kytky, kter\u00e9 se mus\u00ed co nejrychleji zlikvidovat, aby nezamo\u0159ily cel\u00fd byt. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed je br\u00e1t to i s kv\u011btin\u00e1\u010dem, nen\u00ed v n\u011bm pak m\u00edsto pro dal\u0161\u00ed kytku.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Opravdu dobrou hra\u010dku pozn\u00e1te tehdy, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m ji pani\u010dka\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek nechce p\u016fj\u010dit- nap\u0159. mobily, nab\u00edje\u010dky, kn\u00ed\u017eky, smet\u00e1\u010dky, ko\u0161\u0165ata, dvd\u00e9\u010dka, ubrusy, boty a ba\u010dkory atd. Ty dovolen\u00e9 hra\u010dka jsou tak akor\u00e1t pro \u0161t\u011b\u0148ata!!<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ka\u017ed\u00fd pohyb ko\u010dky\/ kocoura po byt\u011b je t\u0159eba \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b hl\u00eddat. St\u00e1v\u00e1 se, \u017ee dostanou n\u011bco k j\u00eddlu, vlezou si do postele nebo se jdou mazlit s pani\u010dkou\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dkem, \u010di je dokonce napadne, si\u00a0 p\u016fj\u010dit n\u011bjakou va\u0161\u00ed hra\u010dku, s kterou si samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nehrajete, ale je VA\u0160E. V\u0161em t\u011bmto ko\u010di\u010d\u00edm n\u00e1pad\u016fm se mus\u00ed za ka\u017edou cenu zabr\u00e1nit.<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt v kapse pi\u0161kot. P\u0159i\u010dem\u017e pi\u0161koty od ciz\u00edch lid\u00ed chutnaj\u00ed stejn\u011b jako ty od pani\u010dky\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ven se chod\u00ed pouze proto, abyste se po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b prob\u011bhali, sezn\u00e1mili se s nov\u00fdmi pejsky a pohr\u00e1li si s klac\u00edkem. Na lou\u017ei\u010dky a bobky pak v\u011bt\u0161inu nezbude \u010das, tak\u017ee se pak s nima mus\u00ed do ko\u010di\u010d\u00ed misky s p\u00edskem!<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Granule pro \u0161t\u011b\u0148ata rozhodn\u011b nechutnaj\u00ed tak dob\u0159e, jako ve\u0161ker\u00e9 ostatn\u00ed j\u00eddlo. Je t\u0159eba ho pak um\u011bt naj\u00edt a v pravou chv\u00edli ukradnout. Tak\u00e9 je zde varianta tzv. \u201e\u017eebr\u00e1n\u00ed\u201c, kterou se mus\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bn\u011b nau\u010dit ji\u017e v \u00fatl\u00e9m v\u011bku. Nejl\u00e9pe to jde, kdy\u017e se p\u0159itiskne \u010dum\u00e1k k n\u011bkomu kdo m\u00e1 v ruce n\u011bco dobr\u00e9ho, sklopit u\u0161i dozadu, nahodit \u0161t\u011bn\u011b\u010d\u00ed o\u010di a tv\u00e1\u0159it se jako byste t\u00fdden nejedli, p\u0159esto \u017ee jste zrovna slupli svoj\u00ed plnou misku a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i tu kocourovo, kdy\u017e se nikdo ned\u00edval.<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ob\u010das se v\u00e1m venku po\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed naj\u00edt n\u011bjakou dobrou v\u011bc- nap\u0159. vybuchl\u00fd d\u011blobuch, igelitov\u00fd s\u00e1\u010dek, pap\u00edrov\u00fd obal od n\u011bjak\u00e9ho j\u00eddla, kost \u010d\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd hezky vo\u0148av\u00fd exkrement. V t\u00e9 chv\u00edli si s v\u00e1mi pani\u010dka\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek hraje nejrad\u011bji na hon\u011bnou a to do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e se v\u00e1m poda\u0159\u00ed v\u011bc spolknout.<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0\u00a0 A nakonec je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 um\u011bt hezky vrt\u011bt oc\u00e1skem, tv\u00e1\u0159it se zcela nevinn\u011b a um\u011bt pani\u010dce\/p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dkovi ol\u00edzat cel\u00fd obli\u010dej, a to p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee n\u011bco provedete!!<\/p>\n<p>Snad v\u00e1m ty rady trochu pom\u016f\u017eou ve va\u0161em \u0161t\u011bn\u011b\u010d\u00edm \u017eivot\u011b. A \u0161t\u011b\u0148ata nezapome\u0148te, m\u011bjte s lidma trp\u011blivost, ob\u010das dost pomalu ch\u00e1pou a je\u0161t\u011b pomaleji se u\u010d\u00ed!!!<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Ahoj, Jmenuju se Loki a jsem Border kolie. 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